Mar 3, 2010

Today's whimsey is brought to you via the BFF. Keep 'em coming, I'm running low! :-)

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Donald and Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:

The short story must contain the following three things:

1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."


Jamie D. said...

LOL - good ones, Carol. Esp. the story. ;-)

C R Ward said...

Thanks Jamie. That one's my favorite too. :-)